coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

i dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day

(Source: lampsarepeopletoo)

queernipple:

if u have boobs ur a slut

sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together

(Source: socriminals)

gayleaf:

you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so

kaliforhnia:

Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.

chillatthedisco:

do u ever turn the volume on your music up until u reach the perfect level of ah yes i cannot hear anything else and it feels like a big warm hug

(Source: emofairies)

When I get a runny nose

whatshouldwecallme:

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phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

image

(Source: collxxn)

splders:

*eats 4 slices of pizza*

im so full

*eats another 4 slices of pizza*